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My favorite food in the world is my mom’s home-cooked meat loaf. The thought of indulging in it instantly engages my salivary glands. Think of your favorite food, and imagine if the law prevented you from eating it. I’ll do you one better. What if you had to work with your favorite food on a daily basis, interact with it, sleep next to it, play with it, but you were never allowed to eat it? This is the cruel joke God played on Jeffery Dahmer.
Though extraordinarily repulsive to most, cannibalism is a habit the human race just cannot kick. Scores of cultures have practiced this indulgence, yet we civilized folk choose to pretend that cramming a chubby girl in the freezer isn’t the best way to fight the cost of rising groceries.
Eating one’s own kind is a reoccurring stumbling block along the many different steps of evolution’s winding path. Organisms eating their peers, gerbil’s eating their young, and Black Widow’s eating their lovers. Please, answer me Mr. Dahmer, how have we as a generation fallen so far?
The paradox of cannibalism is that it’s social rejection conflicts with another of the most common human instincts, the desire to fit in. We must crush the negative social stigma that comes with the instinctual indulgence of eating one another because the daily mastication of former Homo sapiens has largely gone misunderstood in recent years. Our overall disgust with eating human body parts largely stems from the ill-founded process of finding someone to eat. If Jeffery Dahmer had an outlet to fulfill his urging binges, it is possible several lives could have been saved. This is where I come in.
My plan is to create a sort of NAPSTER where the families of the recently deceased can login to my website and sell pieces of their loved ones by linking online to consumers with cannibalistic urges. I know what your thinking, “Jackpot. He is gonna make a million dollars.” But the truth is, there is a need. Most families in America aren’t profiting off the death of their fallen loved one, yet.
Defensive behavior is a natural reaction to my eccentric enterprise while the majority continues on, blind to the real scam. Organ donors? Come on. How can the government expect us to give away our most valuable resource when there are starving cannibals willing to kill for what we got?
Why not make a couple bucks, and save a couple lives?
To me, it’s obvious. You need to give people a choice. Democracy prevents revolution, brothels prevent rape, and AdamsAppleEater.com will prevent some murder.
The irony is facilitated by the high and mighty, who secure their place on their golden pedestals by scoffing at this ridiculous idea. Yet, they read on while failing to realize that they are guilty of the same sick pleasure.
Maybe that disgusting, inherent human desire that lies within them is not cannibalism or necrophilia, maybe they just like making nice people feel bad. They refuse to smile at a stranger. They would rather be a critic than a creator. They are the assholes on the road, the boss who hates his job, and the guy suing me for selling the corpses online.
Tell me that these people aren’t also deranged.
My mother recently fell ill and she is no longer able to cook my beloved meatloaf. As I sit by her side I salivate, contemplating ways to feed my hunger. For her sake, I hope to get that website back up soon, before that prodding fork of cannibalism ends up breaking the skin.
Every human has sick pleasures. Our legacies are judged by how often we go to the pleasure hole.
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Sarahudos
This was actually funny, but very enlightening. I never really thought of it that way. Im easily grossed out and you succeeded in giving me a visual, but still…its about more than just cannibalism. Its about how preventative measures should, and can be taken to help situations from becoming major issues. Kudos.
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twilight eye reply on July 8, 2008 8:38 pm:
Thanks. Not many people saw the humor in this.
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"A Mom"
Beyond my imaginaiton. Sounds like something I can’t adapt.
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TROUBLMan
I’m all for erasing certain social mores, but I’m not eating anyone. I fully understand the tradeoff, but you fail to account for the psycopaths that find enjoyment in killing people. Dahmer was one of these people. Im all about giving people choices but what about a slippery slope. What happens will human bodies become on on highly sought after commodity and people kill others to make money.
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Malia reply on July 8, 2008 1:35 pm:
Dahmer was a serial killer. He was a sick MF in every perverted way you can think of. a serial killer, necrophiliac, cannibal and psychopath!!! He hunted innocent homosexual men and derived sexual pleasure and control through consuming human flesh. It would be a better argument if you can state whether they are insane or not.
Would you sell your family members remains to a a Jeffrey Dahmer?
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TROUBLMan reply on July 8, 2008 7:25 pm:
My point exactly. When I say “one of these people,” I’m talking about psychopaths that kill for the enjoyment. He was definitely crazy. And no, I would sell my families remains.
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twilight eye
Wow, that’s a really good point, I hadn’t thought of that. But I have to say, people killing others to make money has been around a long time, I won’t be able to take credit for the ensuing phenomenon. Human bodies would have to taste pretty darn good or have some kind of addictive stimulant to create enough demand to run out of the worlds ever growing supply of dead bodies. Unless of course this economy does crash and we can’t get food, then it could be possible I suppose.
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charles
im sorry this is sick. what if they wanted to eat u. but didnt want to wait til u fell ill. a recent case in houston a boy from my hood killed his ex girlfriend then bbq her body .we dont know if he gave the cooked meat away or threw it away.
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Q.
this is some nasty shit..
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Alwayswrite reply on July 8, 2008 1:29 pm:
LOL…
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Malia
Gross!!!! It’s just crazy how warped the world is now. I can’t believe that this is actually up for debate but I can’t say I’m surprised. I understand that there are people who eat human flesh, different cultures and tribes. The North American Indians, known as the Iroquoian. They believed that sacrificing and consuming the bodies of their enemies would satisfy their war god and lead to their spirit being transferred and absorbed into their own bodies. The absorbed spirit was believed to empower the cannibal with the attributes of the dead person. This is a form of ritualistic cannibalism. Whether for sport, for hunger or for ritiualism….I’m definitely not with this!!!! Call me a prude, call me a Sunday School teacher, I really don’t care, but I wouldn’t sell myself or loved ones off to some dude on the internet who might use my body or one of my relatives in some satanic ritual, or even for a culinary delight.
I believe the Body is God’s temple even in death!!!! Would you sell your soul to the devil? Why would you sell your family to him? What is it if a man gains the whole world but loses his soul in the process?
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Queen Diva Ava
Lord Have Mercy!!!
that is just too much.
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Angel...518
Don’t let Satan manage the details of your life. Jer. 29:11
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michelle
Oh my….. my my my…. I can’t say much more than that. Wow!!!
Anything goes, huh?
Wow!
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Alwayswrite
DEFINITELY INTERESTING…
My thing is Twilight Eye, you are running with a huge presumption: It is inherent for humans to be cannibalistic. Really? Inherent? Instinctual? I don’t know about that. No, I do know about that. It’s not true. If you follow the premises you lay out, that being one, then your piece is definitely logical, off center and weird maybe, but logical. But, I can’t run with your premises.
And I agree with TroublMan, Jeff Dahmer was a psychopath. It had nothing to do with cannibalistic urges. He liked, in fact, got a particular joy from killing people. The eating part was just ‘icing on the cake’ :).
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Traci
My biggest problem with this is that we are not living in a third world country and none of our rituals include human flesh. This is not the Donner party which required the consumption of human flesh in order to live because they were stranded. The demand for human flesh is not that great to justify selling it on the internet. For the cultures that do consume human flesh, they are mostly located in thrid world countries that would not have access to the internet anyway. The example of Jeffrey Dahmer is not a good one since his eating the flesh of his victims was originally an after thought that came with his desire to have the victims to become a part of him. There is no valid reason for consuming human flesh as a delicacy or otherwise and making it available would not save any lives. The constitution has laws against selling humans under any and all circumstances so if he is looking for something enterprising to get into I think he needs to continue his search!
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Traci
And further more where does the non-sense end. I am not surprised by this but I am appalled. Whats the next thing, trying to justify pedophilia since it is done in other cultures?!?
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mrschocolatestuff
well what’s acceptable to you may not be for others. this also holds true for personal religious beliefs and so forth. moving forward, if i believe in something and want the world to know it, i’d do a website about it. if it’s not for you, dont look for it, dont read it and keep it moving. if we begin to debate on what forms of FREE speech is acceptable or not, there will be problems. let’s think- are porn sites acceptable- knowing children are surfing the net? why do they still exist and why are people profiting from them? so the list of acceptable and unacceptable can go on and on. what about the reasons for cannabilism: *spiritual connection (this goes back thousands of years, so we are talking tradition. folks- we are living by european standards- the same people who called the people they’ve conquered “cannibals”, “savages” and “animals”. *substinence to prevent death (stranded, etc)*mental issues (jeffrey dahmer and those like him). i believe in his case he enjoyed eating flesh because of whatever thing got him to that level (abuse, head trauma, whatever) there was no spiritual anything, there was no starvation. using the story about the guy who bbq’ed his girlfriend doesnt work here because the body was found charred on the grill. he tried to get rid of evidence. there was no eating, there was no distribution of flesh. a lot of people attempt to get rid of evidence by these ways: chopping by hatchet or machine, burn parts by fire or acid, destroying the body before burying, etc.
to answer- i would say a site is acceptable if cannibalism is for religious or spiritual purposes only
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Malia reply on July 8, 2008 2:56 pm:
For spiritual purposes? Then every devil worshipper who needs a human sacrifice would think it’s okay, right? Remember William Burke and William Hare, who murdered people in order to provide fresh cadavers to medical schools? Where would it end? Should we just legalize cannabalism? This would be perfect in countries like China were there is a limit children due to the rate at which it is growing. In many cases if a family has not yet produced a son but has two girls, a girl might be destroyed in hopes that a son can be produced. Why not give that up to a cannibal? War for example, if one sees no moral obligation or problem, I can certainly see a greedy businessman scrounging around picking up the dead remains of war to process and sell. Excess prisoners, well????? Human life is now a commodity? Where does it end?
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mrschocolatestuff reply on July 8, 2008 3:24 pm:
do your research…
if you feel it’s right to judge a tradition that stems before you were born, i cant debate you.
you have to understand that these rituals are of a tribal nature. you fail to make the connection or understand because you grew up and were raised,as well as your family, my family, etc by european ethics and scruples. THEY came over to these tribal spots and deemed those behaviors as animalistic or wrong. who the HELL said so? who are they to come to MY house and tell ME what i’m doing is wrong? follow? realize that how we dress, what we eat and so forth rarely stem from the motherland- they stem from the other land. and who knows- if our ancestors were not slaves and we came to be, we could possibly have been cannibals or doing human sacrifices.. .
that’s where i’m coming from Malia.
you are talking about people body snatching and genocide to reduce populations- that is not the same as cannibalism. sorry, dont see how you can parallel these behaviors.
selling of body parts- hmmm let’s see. if these parts are donated, have worth and are not stolen and can help a living being- i dont have an issue with that. that dead person’s eyeballs can help my child, your child to see.
soooooo again- if any religion, house of worship or spiritual group can put up websites about what their purposes are, the same can hold true for cannibals.
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Malia reply on July 8, 2008 3:39 pm:
I was reaching, yes Coco. Only to make a point! Where will it end? Like Traci said, will pedophilia soon be condoned because other cultures/religions deem it acceptable? I wouldn’t stop your child from having sight or a lung or a liver for survival purposes…but I just went without red meat for two weeks and I’m still here! (I thought I would die…lol, but I didn’t) so I don’t see how you can paralel those behaviors either. If I was sacrificing chickens on an alter I would hope someone would lead me down a better path. I understand ancient civilizations doing these barbaric rituals but come on, this is 2008, we don’t stone people anymore either, should we starrt because it’s in the Bible? How about Beastiality? I’ve seen some scary stuff done for profit…..if this AdamsAppleEater.com takes off the ground….it will open the doors for much much more…….
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"A Mom" reply on July 8, 2008 3:53 pm:
Lately there has been so much evil going on. Everywhere you turn people are losing there souls.
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Q. reply on July 8, 2008 4:07 pm:
uh oh.. you might be stretching a bit here.. i think when we start to make statements based on our opinions or how we live our lives, then our arguments just become opinions.. cuz i’m not sure i would call ancient lifestyles, cultures and civilizations barbaric based on some of their rituals.. i actually believe that it isn’t the past.. there are many arabic countries that will still cut off your hand for stealing.. will still take your eyes out for looking wrong at a woman.. i guess it works for them.. def’ wouldn’t work for me, though..
shoot, the reason people might not stone anymore is because of a nice instrument called a gun.. i’m reaching, but i’m just sayin’..
i get your point, Malia, it’s a slippery slope as to the demented individuals who will take something that is someone’s culture and change it into something that it was never intended to be.. that’s tough..
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mrschocolatestuff reply on July 9, 2008 8:10 am:
i cannot make comparsions between mental behaviors and religious rituals… again, i also cannot denounce or judge 2000 year old traditions either. i’m about tolerance. i’m of no religion because there is no perfect religion. there is no right religion so if they feel that eating flesh brings them closer to nirvana- more power to them. if there are people who are more than willing to become sacrifices for the sake of salvation- hey, go for it. it really isnt my business. better you than me. i’ve got way more personal things to wrap my mind around.. and for the record, if i’m stranded and i put my mind to it, i may gnaw on an ear or something to survive. but i wouldnt kill the person or people for the sole purpose of eating them. they’d have to die first because i’m not interested in dying. lol i draw the line at -being sacrificed via deception or scams -killings occurring in the name of a higher power-this including lack of tolerance for another religious organization or belief and i know there’s a longer list.
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Traci reply on July 9, 2008 8:22 am:
When in Rome do as the romans so if I am stranded and the person I am with dies before me on their own I can not say I would not eat them to survive myself. Again consider the Donner Party.
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Traci reply on July 9, 2008 8:17 am:
I do still believe in freedom of speech but have a problem with any illegal activity ie pedophilia and eating humans. In cultures that participate in cannibalism, I have no judgement against them and they certainly should have the right to continue but pedaling flesh online from america should not be allowed because we have laws in place that say otherwise as well as those in place against beastiality and pedophilia.
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Queen Diva Ava reply on July 9, 2008 8:23 am:
What is beastiality? Is that another word for cannabilism?
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Malia reply on July 9, 2008 8:25 am:
Inner species erotica… AKA screwing an animal.
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Queen Diva Ava reply on July 9, 2008 9:09 am:
EWW!!! , ok thanks, lol
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Traci reply on July 9, 2008 8:31 am:
Believe it or not I don’t think they should prevent someone from having a website regarding this subject matter. Freedom of speech should be protected. My objection is the selling of human flesh only.
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twilight eye reply on July 9, 2008 6:37 pm:
Would you sell your hair? If so what’s the difference? It is something that is a part of your body that is now dead. There is no pain in the removal process(just like a dead body part). What about a fingernail? Would you cut your fingernails and sell them to pay college tuition. If so, where do you draw the line?
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Q. reply on July 8, 2008 2:56 pm:
i agree that anyone can do pretty much whateva the heck they want, but this is still some nasty shit..
i think it’s very different from porn, etc, as porn sites (so i’ve been told) are supposed to have measures in place so that children can’t view them.. we all know it doesn’t happen that way, but that’s something that people would throw out there to win the argument.. shoot, Playboy ain’t going nowhere, plus ain’t nothing wrong w/ sex.. well, when you go overseas it’s on regular tv.. and you see the children not even care to watch it.. so i guess that has a bit of a society twist to it..
this shit? yeah, someone will like it.. shoot, i used to love those Faces of Death DVDs, but now my stomach can’t take it as much, cuz there are some sick ppl out there with imaginations that far exceed the size of my brain..
dude can build his site, eat brains and penises all he wants.. that’s still some nasty shit.. (not that you’re saying that it’s not)..
i’m just sayin’..
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TROUBLMan reply on July 8, 2008 7:31 pm:
I feel like Q. Who am I to say what’s acceptable if it’s a part of a cultures traditions. Still, eating people is not for me. And again, I know any time there is a value placed on lives they get taken. Think about how hitmen exist because people have placed a monetary value on the dead. The same can be true in tis instance. If the dead are of value, what’s to stop people from killing them.
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twilight eye reply on July 8, 2008 8:43 pm:
yay! mr chocolate stuff to the rescue of all of the oppressed cannibles. we feel that it goes vegan, vegitarian, meat eaters, cannibles. is that really so strange?
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Q. reply on July 9, 2008 6:48 am:
you sound like you just won a star sticker or something..
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"A Mom"
I’m glad to know that there may be these type of people. To each his own but not for me.
I do believe in donating parts when we die that might help other to live, like a heart, kidney, eyes etc., but for eating purposes. I can’t go there.
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TROUBLMan
What would the criteria be for selling a body to the site? Could anyone donate any corpse? Or do people have to prove their cause of death and relation to the person? The are key questions. What if a person died from a disease would you sell diseased me. I’m not asking because I want to submit a body. I’m asking because even without the the socially rejected idea of cannibalism, there has to be some sort of legal structure presiding over the dealing of the dead. If not, I’m afraid it will actually cause more murders.
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twilight eye reply on July 8, 2008 8:47 pm:
Those are all compelling questions that sparked another idea. Maybe to combat all of the tainted meat brought by disease I will make an option for parting-off a body part. Like a broke homeless man could wash his arm then have it surgically removed for some quick cash. This makes a lot of sense because most homeless people are very lean. I am currently putting together a list of guidelines, a powerpoint presentation and a sign up sheet. The sign up sheet will get the legal ball rolling and start saving lives so sign up!
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Malia reply on July 9, 2008 8:20 am:
Great Question!
What if I’m broke as a joke and my dead husband remains can get me rent money? Can I sell him off to the highest bidder like on ebay? Can I interview the perspective owner of my husbands remains to make sure they won’t defile his body parts or sacrifice them to their Sun God or Goddess? Do they want a leg, breast, thigh? What about if he was a donor? Do we just cut and freeze parts and put them in a meat locker? Ewwwwwww….
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TROUBLMan reply on July 9, 2008 3:25 pm:
LOL. Malia, I love how you think.
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RBT
Yo this is some nasty shit not only that its just stupid. I saw one the of the 1st comments and see that TE must be joking, but seriously ….are you for real? I hope these type of rants aren’t entertained here on TROUBL.
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Malia reply on July 9, 2008 8:21 am:
Finally Ronnie and I agree on something!
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TROUBLMan reply on July 9, 2008 3:36 pm:
How is this article a rant when it addresses social mores, capitalism, internet censorship, all in one. Just because you think it’s “nasty” doesn’t make it any less intelligent. What about when we post article on threesome. Many people think those conversations are “nasty,” but the discussion that they bring about are intelligent. What if Twilight Eye simply asked is cannibalism moral or is it just nasty? Would that have more intelligent? I don’t think so. To me, he presented some interesting questions in a creatively shocking way. I appreciate that.
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charles
this is the best discussion ive seen in a long time. ithink the website would get banned real quick. remember the maya belived in eating the heart of an enermy. western culture suns this pratice for good reason. also the polynesion or hawaian name means sweet pork
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Q. reply on July 9, 2008 8:35 am:
you bring up a great point, Charles.. over the weekend i had a conversation about ancient African tribes (research Angkor), and i know that certain practices have been passed down and even made their way to current organizations such as the 5 percenters or even Moors.. they talk about eating that gland in the center of your head (3rd eye, it starts w/ a P, but i can’t recall it right now).. while i can’t say that i would, i do remember that movie (was it Alive?) where they got into that plane crash and finally started eating each other.. some more nasty ish, but can’t say that i wouldn’t.. damn, i need to stop flying!!
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TROUBLMan
The realest line I read in this entire conversation was written by mrschocolatestuff AKA “coco.”
She says:
“Folks- we are living by european standards- the same people who called the people they’ve conquered “cannibals”, “savages” and “animals.”
Although most of us won’t partake in the practice, by simply calling it nasty are we calling the cultures that do “cannibals”, “savages” and “animals.”
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SB
WOW!!! I know im late as hell but this convo is crazy! -in a good way.
If this was a debate, I think both sides would get an abundance of points and would have equal scores.
I agree that eating ppl is just plain nasty! I dont want to eat no elbows, asscheeks or toes unless it was the end of the world and even then i might just be like f dat!
I dont give a hootenanny what liberties are being infringed upon…i dont think that cannibalism should be an acceptable lifestyle…they cant even legalize weed one time let alone eating an ovary- sheeeeet!
Yeah our ancestors might have practiced cannibalism but damnit that dont make it right. They practiced polygamy, f’ed and wedded little girls, sacrificed what were thought to be witches- shit, female genital mutilation is still being practiced as a custom- that dont make that shit right either (not saying its wrong if the girls want to willingly participate).
I agree that family members of dead loved ones should get cashed out for the body parts that will be used or sold to save someones life (i would hope this is done immediately because the thought of storing a dead body in a freezer as Malia mentioned creeps me out) but im not selling my moms ass because its fat for someone to chew on when she passes!
Cannibalism should not be entertained as a fetish. That is some serious *ish. and these cannibalist are so fucking hungry they should start choppin off there own damn toes and eating them as an appetizer. I really think accepting cannibalism is unlocking pandora’s box for a whirlwind of trouble.
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SB reply on July 10, 2008 3:32 pm:
and not the troubl we love so dearly on this site…
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Problem with Insanity
“This is the cruel joke God played on Jeffery Dahmer.”
I don’t think this is a sickness we can blame on God.
This is definitely a “Satanism.” It is against God’s statutes for one human being to eat another… remember sin? This is one. This method of “madness” would not stop a sadistic mind from hunting, killing, and eating another person. For those of you who found this funny, imagine this being your beloved child, sister, brother, best friend, parent, or partner.
I failed to see the humor in this twisted piece.
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twilight eye reply on July 14, 2008 7:38 pm:
Remember sin? I suppose you assumed I am stupid so I will humor you. Did you know? People sin everyday, there is no stopping it. Would you rather have a man sin by eating someone legally and with full notorized cooperation of the person being eaten or would you rather have a man kill you, then eat you? According to your closeminded illogical point of view, it seems you would prefer the latter.
How do you have any idea if my method of “madness” would work or not. You say it would not stop a cannible from getting eating people? How do you have any clue at all? Uou don’t, you can’t. It has never been tested, NO ONE KNOWS, not even me the guy who doesn’t remember sin.
What are you saying ? Imagine this being your beloved child, sister, brother, best friend, parent, or partner? Are you saying imagine selling your beloved child’s good for nothing except rotting in the ground corpse to those who truely have a use for it? If that’s what your saying then I commend you for considering helping humanity and potentially saving a human life by relieving the urge to eat human flesh.
Or are you saying, Imagine having your beloved child killed by a cannible? In which case I reply, at least I am attempting to provide a solution to the morbid crime. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT IT? Nothing. You are sitting in your house, getting bent out of shape about people trying to find a solution to a real problem facing society that has never affected you personally. I truely hope that my program prevents a cannible from eating you, maybe then you will give me the humanitarian hero credit I deserve.
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