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Bushy

Written by: TROUBLMan

bushy.jpg News: Bush to be to arrested

A few questions:

• If you could only pick one, what crime would you convict “Dubya” of that he’s committed during his presidency?
• If you were the warden, who would you pair him with as a cell mate?
• What job inside the prison would you assign him?
• Who’s putting money on his book?
• Who getting a piece of the presidential cheeks first?

11 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Cypher

    -I would get him on war crimes. Illegally torching prisoners to be more precise.
    -If I was the warden I would pair him with the biggest black ass raider I could find.
    -I would assign him a laundry job. So he could wash all the shit and piss of everything.
    -You already know Barb got some money on his books.
    -I’m sure his name would be something like Big Bubba.

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  2. -Lying about 9/11!!!

    -If I were warden, I’d pair him with any prisoner transferred from Guantanamo.

    -I’d make him work in the library. We all know he need that.

    -As gas prices fluctuate so does his commissary.

    -I hope the Mexican Mafia “American Me” his ass!!!

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  3. 1. Spreading lies about weapons of mass distruction.

    2. I’d pair him up with Charles Manson.

    3. Laundry room so he can clean up something for a change.

    4. Troubl people. (Not)

    5. The most contagious person in prison.

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  4. BIG Tone

    -Planning 9/11

    -No cellmate 23 hour lockdown

    -handJOBS to all the guys on death row

    -Condo Sleezza Rice

    -The BGF’s

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  5. -Is stupidity a crime

    -I like lockdown for him or the psych ward

    -Toilet detail

    -His boy Osama

    -Everybody gets a turn

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  6. - being a Bitch ass Niggggggga

    - Kimbo Slice

    - Cleaning up Doo-doo with a toothbrush

    - Osama Bin Laden

    - That nigga from OZ

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  7. BIG Tone

    Witch one from OZ?

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  8. all of em- i didn’t want to be specific, i figured, they’d all take a turn anyway……

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  9. S E V E N

    .. he’d be charged with the murder of all the troops in these wars and the people of Hurrican Katrina..

    .. he’d be cell mate with Jeffrey Dahmer..

    .. he’d be the prison BITCH!..

    .. His daddy..

    .. and i bet ya boy Soddom( Saddam) would like to have dids on the presidential buns..

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  10. the presidential buns….hhhhhahahahaha

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  11. -Money Laundering, Murder, Possesion of narcotics with intent to sell, grand theft, bribery. basically just actin like life is GTA4

    - imagine if DeeBo and She-Hulk had an insane love child who idolized Ed Gein and Jeffery Dahmer AND he was gay!

    -His jailhouse job would be to provide the booty to be hammered

    -His daughters, Osama and his wife from sluttin on the side

    -and the presidential cheeks go to… Gavin Newsom…they been creepin’ around for a minute so all visiting hours go to the unexplainable

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