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Ghetto Gourmet

Written by: TROUBLMan

ghetto gourmet Ghetto GourmetIn an attempt to raise the already high rates of heart disease and diabetes, KFC recently announced the release of its third fried chicken flavor in 68 years. According to reports, the new flavor, “Chipotle”, joins Colonel Sanders’ Original Recipe, and Extra Crispy on KFC’s “heart attack-to-go” menu. Since we already know that black folks are genetically predisposed to love fried chicken, is this KFC’s attempt to influence America’s Latino population? You be the judge.

While your crunching on your next triple bypass don’t forget to play The Quest for the Golden Chipotle over at kfc.com

10 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. I was reading the slogan when I hit the link above, It read ” Life tastes better with KFC” More like ” LIfe last shorter with that greesy ass chicken” GAC…Greesy ass Chicken

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  2. Crystal

    I refuse to even try it lol

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  3. Erika

    I would try it

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  4. The R

    I love me some KFC, see what I’m sayin’? I fixin to go get me a 2 piece right now for lunch!! sheeeed

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    TROUBLMan reply on May 29, 2008 12:49 pm:

    It’s in your genes… LOL

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  5. She-Rell

    yea…yall have talked me into some KFC for lunch now

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  6. Fuck KFC. They sell us garbage. I can’t lie, I used to eat KFC until I realized it’s poison. I’m one of those people who thinks it’s not even real chicken.

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  7. Lag

    It might not be real chicken, but it sure does taste good! It sucks that such delicious food is almost always a heart attack waiting to happen.

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  8. I know it’s not good for me and I do eat pretty healthy food, but the other day I went to a concert outside and I had some KFC that day. It was good for oneday.

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  9. *SB*

    Yeah whenever it was my dads night to get food for the family he brought home KFC- lol so i grew up on it but I wont touch it anymore. Have you ever noticed that the bones in the chicken are always broken…like someone beat up the chicken before killing it…lol its really a shame!

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